...the hammer is my penis.

Hookah (and margaritas) with friends.

All of us dating someone in the same band, all of us redheads…not a single one of us a natural redhead. Weird.

My roommate makes for a disturbingly good zombie…

Someone left a(n anonymous) ask in my inbox, asking who’s hotter: me, or my roommate. Um. Clearly, we’re both sexy bitches.

(I would also like to point out that although I am indeed rather short, my roommate is a giant…)

Caitlin and I made a shark friend!

I just kind of love this picture. Caitlin looks like she’s coming from The Umbrella Academy, her sister is still in her “I want to be a Kardashian” phase (though, admittedly, she looks fabulous), and I love my dress. 

(I would also like to point out that although, yes, I am hella short, those two are also freakishly tall. So there.)

I asked my roommate if she cared that I would be posting this photo online, since her chest isn’t exactly covered, and she just scoffed and said, “No, why would I? I was a zombie! It’s realistic! Zombies don’t care about modesty!”

Fair enough.