...the hammer is my penis.

My name is Z, and I'm a twenty-five-year-old sometimes college student from Cleveland, Ohio. Former merch girl, current homebody, mediocre drummer, vegetarian, lover of needles and ink, writer, mortuary science enthusiast, beard envier, charity zombie hunter, token drunk and occassional teenybopper when a band I was really into in high school suddenly puts out a new album.

I live with my boyfriend and a very grumpy cat.

Fun things:

Fuck Yeah, Zach Blair!

Fuck Yeah, Doni Blair!

My mediocre photography!

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